15 Zoolander Quotes To Make You Laugh

Zoolander is about a narcissistic male model named Derek Zoolander who is losing his job to his competition and is regarded as one of the best comedic inventions ever. He was persuaded to assassinate Malaysia’s Prime Minister in order to regain his popularity and be awarded more contracts. In this article we will be discussing some of the Zoolander quotes to make you laugh.

As the film proceeds, he has different accidents and mishaps with other people, making the film even better and more interesting. Many fans can’t help but giggle when they hear his amusing conversations with the other cast members. Zoolander is a quite amusing and really fun to watch, including many great sets of quotes. We have put together a list of 15 Zoolander quotes to make you laugh.

Take a look at our list of 15 Zoolander quotes to make you laugh:

“Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn’t mean that we still can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
“There was a moment last night when she was sandwiched between the two finish dwarfs and the Maori tribesmen where I thought where I thought wow I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.”
“Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.”
“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
“You think that you’re too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite….you aren’t.”
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
“Damnit Derek, I’m a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.”
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“One of my heroes I guess would be Sting. I mean, I don’t listen to any of his music, but I really respect that he’s making it.”
“I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree.”
“The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.”
“So I’m rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahhh ahhh, I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize “Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your head?”
“People come up to me all the time and say ‘you should be a model,’ or ‘you look just like a model,’ or ‘maybe you should try to be a man who models.’ And I always have to laugh because I’m so good looking. Of course I’m a model.”
“How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.”
“I have problems with turns, because I’m left-handed, and they haven’t built a left-handed runway yet. I’ve done over 1,000 runway shows in my career, and if you put all those runways end to end, it’d be so long I couldn’t even walk down it without getting tired.”